I Think I'm Cooler Than I Probably Am

This blog belongs to a dork named Marisa. I like sweet potatoes and cats and I play the flute. I don't like writing these things. Enjoy my blog!

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wizardick:

alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”

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tchaikovskysgirlfriend:

paytothetato:

ededuardo:

mat-campbell:

musica-mundana:

consultingpiskies:

paytothetato:

If you haven’t heard Beethoven’s 9th symphony, don’t feel bad. He hasn’t either.

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YO THAS FUCKED UP

THIS IS NOT FAIR

Too soon, man. Too soon.

It’s been 187 years

CAN THIS POST PLEASE STOP IM SORRY FOR POSTING THIS OKAY IM SORRY

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How sexy is your name?

chicagno:

zodiaccity:

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) 

- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
- Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

  • A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
  • G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
  • N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
  • U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!

Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De la Rosa Ramirez
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rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

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jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.
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wizardick:

alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”

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THEME: ROTFERKEL