I Think I'm Cooler Than I Probably Am


Hi there I'm Marisa :) I like lots of dorky things and TV shows and cats and puns and peaches and music and transcendental literature and One Direction and Tchaikovsky and eating baby carrots and milkshakes and I hope you like my blog and feel ABSOLUTELY FREE, like, NO PRESSURE, if you FEEL LIKE IT go ahead and send me an ask..

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ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

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slaughterhouse-ninetwofive:

albinwonderland:

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god

shots. fucking. fired.

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farnilyjewels:

when your selfie gets more than 5 notes

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drunkpeeta:

drunkpeeta:

I’m crying so hard beacuse i went to go delete my history and

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google knows what’s up

it’s funny because i am a 16 year old girl and i was talking about deleting clubpenguin because i didnt want anyone to know i still go on and i just realized that the majority of you reblogged it for a completely different reason

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writeasrayne:

awwww-cute:

Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please

that’s it. i’m ded. this site killed me. this site and that tiny little goat loaf.

writeasrayne:

awwww-cute:

Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please

that’s it. i’m ded. this site killed me. this site and that tiny little goat loaf.

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moth866643999642311568:

i found this series of stock images that are supposed to be of bullying but they just look really gay to me

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dickrockerjanecrocker:

likesboyswholikeboys:

you can preach about slut-shaming all you want, but you can’t deny there’s something very wrong with 13 and 14-year old girls going out in skirts and dresses so short they barely cover their asses and shirts with necklines so low they show off cleave they haven’t got yet, drinking and even smoking and hooking up with guys before they even have a substantial knowledge of how sex and sexual relationships work.

Thank YOU HOLY SHIT

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life-gets-bad-sometimes:

qonorrhea:

text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed

what

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